Good Night Podcast
"Good Night" puts a smile on your face, tells you a bedtime story, chucks the day's problems, gives you a verbal back rub and tucks you in for a safe, sound, good night's sleep.
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Episode 779Oct 24, 2021Making It Big
Today's podcast is about how a guy can become a "Super Hero" to his woman. And what his woman's response can be. You'll also find a list of things that turn a woman off. AND...How a woman can be sexy, just crossing a street.
Episode 778Oct 17, 2021Irresistable
The estrogen and testosterone differences between men and women are obvious in lots of ways. Woman simply look nice in any amount of jewelry. A man can get away with one ear ring, but any more than that and he begins to look like a lounge singer by the name of Barry. Men start conversations about sports or politics, and our conversation about either can get pretty heated. Women start saying something nice...like wow that was a nice restaurant last night, wasn't it? A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, read a book or get the mail. A guy dresses up for weddings or funerals. Men's magazines feature pictures of naked women. Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women...because a female body is...beautiful. A man's body is lumpy and hairy. A woman marries a man expecting he will change. But he doesn't. A man marries a woman and expects she won't change...and she does. Women love cats. Men go for dogs. This podcast says love doesn't really make the world go around. But it makes the trip worthwhile.
Episode 777Oct 10, 2021The Guy Who Undresses My Lady
I sometimes get a little jealous of the guy who undresses my lady every night, and puts her to bed. His name is Mr. Story Man. And she thinks he's very sexy. It's hard to compete with a guy like that.
Episode 776Oct 03, 2021Sudden Love and Peek-a-Boo
Peek-a-Boo is a little like Sudden Love. When you cover a baby's eyes his world disappears, then you make it re-appear with that magic word, "PEEK"! Sudden Love is like that. You're just walking around minding your own business, and all of a sudden your world explodes full of warmth, and music and laughs every time a particular magic person appears. This podcast is about how that happened to me...many years ago. Give a listen please...especially if it ever happened to you.
Episode 775Sep 26, 2021September Song
"It's a long, long time, from May to December. And the days grow short when you reach September. And the Autumn weather turns the leaves to flame...I haven't got time for the waiting game. This podcast is about my least favorite season. I suppose it has some beauty, but my season is Summer. And she's being strangled right now.
Episode 774Sep 19, 2021HELP!
Why do we do some things and don't do other things. I thought maybe you'd help. If you have some answers, my email is Dick@DickSummer.com. And I really would like to hear from you. So here we go. When you sneeze somebody will say God bless you, or gesundheit, or SOMETHING. But when you cough, nobody says a word. Why is that? And why do people put their cell phones in their hip pockets? Are they preparing to send pictures of their butts to favored groups of friends? And speaking of cell phones, why don't we encourage index finger twiddling? We're all guilty of twiddling our thumbs sometimes, and when we used our thumbs for writing with a pencil or a pen, that twiddling probably helped develop our thumb muscles, but it doesn't do any good any more, because we don't write anymore. We now type into our cell phones...using our index fingers. So why not index finger twiddle?
Episode 773Sep 12, 2021Once Upon a Time
Some stories hound us. I told you this one a long time ago. But it has been banging me in the head all week. So I guess I'll tell it to you again...so maybe it will bang around in your head for a while.
Episode 772Sep 05, 2021A Sultry Summer Rain
If you listen to this podcast, and let your eye close, you will see, and hear, and feel a very special late Summer rain...on your skin and your lips. And you'll remember very distinctly the scent of a gentle late Summer rain falling on the lovely, newly cut grass on a big, green, lawn. Try it. Let me know how it works for you. My Email is Dick@DickSummer.com.
Episode 771Aug 29, 2021Hasty Hangups
I made the hastiest hang up of my life a few days ago. I was talking to my buddy Robert, and an emergency emerged...and I just said, "Gotta go. Goodbye." Not at all like the way I usually end a phone call with a friend. Usually it's something like, Well I really enjoyed this 3 hour conversation, but my wife is putting dinner out on the table, so I've got to go." That's a more reasonable way for a guy to get to a hangup after a long conversation. "Oh my god my husband's home" is an...effective... hasty hang up line for a woman talking on the phone to her lover. But I got to an immediate hurry up hang up recently with my buddy Robert. I just said, "I've got to go, goodbye" in a fast, out of breath burst, and I slammed the phone down.
I still use a land line for my phone calls, so I have a slammer handy for hasty hangups. I'll tell you what caused the hasty hangup in a few minutes...and it's a true story. But I've come to realize that some hang ups don't involve a telephone. Like when you're trying to be polite but you can't remember which fingers you're supposed to put in your mouth when you want to give one of those long, loud whistles at a baseball game. Or if you have an important piano recital to give and you know that practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so how do you talk yourself into practicing. Don't get hung up. Give a listen please.